We're losing him

Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Goose.

Duck. Duck. Goose.

Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Goose.

Duck. Goose.

Duck. Goose.

Duck.

Duck.

Goose.

Birds of a feather, eh?

But you don't care about me, now, do you? You came here for a story.

Sit 'round the campfire, children, and let me tell you about Topsy...